Hey jack, where is my coffee?
Your uncle took it.
For fucks sake steve i wanted to mix some ground dog shit into it to give to homeless people.
Jack, your uncle beat you to it, only he is giving his shit mixed coffee to some hippies.
What a fuckin legend steve. Hey jack look whaty i have here!
Thats a nice knife steve, what are you going to do with it?
*HRAAAAAA!!!* (Stabs jack in the throat)'
Jack gurgles away.
THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR SLEEPING WITH MY SISTER CUNT!!!
And then the cops turn up.....
PUT YOUR HANDS UP!!
Steve says ''fuck you all'' and detonates a home made strap on bomb taking down all the cops.
Along comes uncle an